Friday, March 20, 2009

IF i was premier?!!

if ping was premier, QLD would have more buses and trains! + free soccer balls for all HOWEVER !

if billy was premier, he will make us all drive VWs and make us wear abort 73 shirts and sing songs to grace

if ivan was premier, we'd all be his slaves! esp girls and wifes

if mikey was premier, hed laugh and dance until sunny goes bak to canada

if jamesy was premier, hed buy a house for each hair on his leg

iggy: move SMBC to brisbane
ray: move all the girls to NSW
jack: his english needs to improve... dramatically

notice theres no girls on this list, cos who knows wat they will do?>!>! aliens they are

10 comments:

ivatch said...

most random post ever, firstly if i was premier, we would not all be slaves because I am not a communist! I am a liberal. I would reform the public sector and get rid of welfare.

Mikey said...

if i could hit u right now i would. wat the heck...i'd laugh and dance? wats that gotta do with premier. if i were premier i'd make more highways that take u from east coast to west. and take away tolls coz they're too expensive. and make a High Speed Rail. Give more money to Pastors in QLD and yeah more parking spaces for public transport definitely. I'd also put more money into first home owners grant. haha.

Mikey said...

u weirdo

Brysie said...

and if mikey where premier we would go broke...we would be worse then broke...we would be america.

hey what about me being premier?
what would happen then. If i ruled...it would be like heaven. When i rule...it will be the second coming... :D

Anonymous said...

brian cant be premier.. his dad in law will kick his butt and take his job...

im not weird. .ur weird tai

Snowz~ said...

what the heck ping most random post ever! Sif who cares about English kevin rudd speaks Chinese buhaha maybe change the language to japanese even better

Steeejei said...

Sorry Jack...I didn't understand a word of what you said - could you rephrase in English for the rest of us please? :)

Josh said...

If mao was premier farting would be the new greeting :)

Unknown said...

didn't read this till now ... and i wish i hadn't >< it is the most random post ever ...

iggs said...

first time i've been to ping's blog in months. good post to start with haha. i the very honest statement at the end "who knows what girls will do?". amen brother